I thought I was “the only” Zuzu in so many situations from childhood until yesterday when I spotted actor/comedian Mario Fontains’s new video, “Sh*t Haitian ZuZu Girls Say,” I almost squealed. Man, could I relate! In college for two years in Port-au-Prince, I heard half these things four times between the cafeteria and my morning class. For me, Mario’s entry into the “Sh*t ________ Say” meme was not only funny, it brings back so many memories of growing up in Haiti.
LMFAO! This dude just made my day.
I just found out the most amazing news; it will change your universe forever. Kim Kardashian is in Haiti. Sh*t man!
That’s the biggest thing since Desmond Tutu mother f*cker – F*ck!. she’s in Haiti man, she’s here – F*ck man. That’s like the second rising of Toussaint or Dessalines rising from the dead.
What the F*ck…is Kim doing here man? There’s truly hope for this nation; and with this I shall retire.